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[four21thrasher]

"The cowboy presidents"

I voted for this. Did MasterLuke, or is he just following orders? I hope he doesn't help bomb the Venezuelans.

[atdreamer2112]

"The cowboy presidents"

I voted for this. Did MasterLuke, or is he just following orders? I hope he doesn't help bomb the Venezuelans.

I voted for this BS as well. From what I've been told, AFAIK, The Real Luke chose not to decide, and that was in fact... a choice. So good for him.

[four21thrasher]

I voted for this BS as well. From what I've been told, AFAIK, The Real Luke chose not to decide, and that was in fact... a choice. So good for him.

So, he's just following orders?

[atdreamer2112]

So, he's just following orders?

No, Luke My Son, was medically discharged from the Marine Corps months ago with full benefits.

[Choice]

He did look like he was suffering from Shrinking Dick Syndrome AKA Bone Spurs. All cap and no stem.

[atdreamer2112]

Not even sure where you found this picture, why you looked for it, or the reason you felt compelled to post it here. But that's My Boy. I'm not ashamed to own it.

[Choice]

It came up over a year ago when you allegedly used his account to shit over us.
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[renovator]

It came up over a year ago when you allegedly used his account to shit over us.

To be fair to Sarah, it wasn't her using the account. It was John because he had already Seabassed his other accounts. And he wasn't targeting you, any more than you are targeting her, since all three of you are in on this charade together. He was targeting Dave and me, with Sarah's help and your knowledge.
Hope that clears things up, Chris.

[atdreamer2112]

It came up over a year ago when you allegedly used his account to shit over us.

To be fair to Sarah, it wasn't her using the account. It was John because he had already Seabassed his other accounts. And he wasn't targeting you, any more than you are targeting her, since all three of you are in on this charade together. He was targeting Dave and me, with Sarah's help and your knowledge.
Hope that clears things up, Chris.

Thanks for um... trying to clear some of that up. It's true, I was never the one using that account. But Choice wasn't in on any "charade together." And this is now the second time he's brought up some unfounded belief that I was the one posting under the MasterLuke handle (Choice also mentioned it a while back on another forum). I agree though, Choice wasn't really targeted much by the account holder. The way I remember it, he questioned a couple of the ideas Choice was talking about. So yeah, stalking my kid's Insta and posting pics here out of the blue is just weird. Especially since MasterLuke hasn't posted anything using that account here in over a year. I honestly don't believe he's ever planning on coming back, but the account is his to do with as he wishes, I have no control over it.

LOL the entire account history is like 13 posts long. So were you and Dave really the targets of some vicious attack, I think not. More like he stepped in and called out Burnstyle, at which point the Q4T account police began demanding to know the true identity of the keyboard warrior with access to never before used profile. Guess I wasn't aware anybody needed permission to freely gift their account login credentials away.

Now, who the heck is Chris?

[Choice]

The Ambiguously Fay Duo, in their conspiratorial brains think I'm Chris Woodford, GW's bud.
Re your boy, I was just pointing the proven fact that the bigger the gun, the tinier the dick.
The conspiracy theorist 421 accused you of being the same user as Luke and posted his Instagram account.
Then recently you introduced chaos in another forum by sending SPY that happened to be named "Steve". It felt suspicious and I told you so. As if you're up to your old tricks. Spy happened to be another loud and wrong guy. I think they made a movie about him. "The SPY Who Shagged Himself!"

[atdreamer2112]

The Ambiguously Fay Duo, in their conspiratorial brains think I'm Chris Woodford, GW's bud.

Haha oh really, you don’t say? You mean like that Portal – Swarth listener guy who created a puzzle that I was too dumb to figure out? He’s cool. I shared that song with the real Luke a couple years ago and he loves it. Sometimes when it’s our turn to pick a song, Luke and I will put that YouTube video on the living room TV at my mum’s house and crank the stereo up. She hates it.

Should I start calling you Chris, cause I mean I will if you prefer, but I’ve gotten pretty attached to just referring to you as salty boss.

Re your boy, I was just pointing the proven fact that the bigger the gun, the tinier the dick.

So you um, think about dude’s dicks often or what? Maybe you should change your profile picture to that Roanoke lion club image you’re so fond of. And this is a proven fact you say. How did you go about conducting the research, like do you just walk up to ‘em and ask to see their junk for comparison, or how does that work? Apparently open carry is a new thing down here in the FLA (not that anyone's stupid enough to do it here in my shitty city), but really how would I approach it, "hey there, nice sidepiece, sooo how long's your man handle?" Really?!

Maybe we should consult an expert. @Dave, how big is your… weapons… are we talking pea shooter or are we working with a rocket launcher? Asking for a friend. It’s Choice. He’s thinking about it right now.

Then recently you introduced chaos in another forum by sending SPY that happened to be named "Steve". It felt suspicious and I told you so. As if you're up to your old tricks. Spy happened to be another loud and wrong guy. I think they made a movie about him. "The SPY Who Shagged Himself!"

"The SPY Who Shagged Himself!" LMFAO!

Ugh, yeah about that. It was honestly never my intention to cause any chaos over on parallel universe q4t. Seriously. I considered SPY a friend. Steve was asking me to send you a message reply over here about something you posted, and at some point I was like, “hey just so you know, there’s another forum besides Q4T that Choice actively posts on and they’re currently discussing Houston so you can sign up for an account and talk to him yourself if you want.” I really thought I was being nice all the way around, and that he’d be able to offer some local insight or take pictures or measurements, etc. Instead, he waltzed in and almost instantly… well you were there, the situation declined rapidly. I don’t even have a very good grasp on the Houston puzzle tbh so I wasn’t trying to insert myself into the conversation, and I was really busy with work at the time too. Then he tells me he bumped every thread in the Houston channel and I said, “woah, maybe be careful doing that over there, they might ban you for spamming the forum or something, that place isn’t Q4T, I really don’t even know the ropes.” By the time I looked again, he’d removed all his posts and deleted his user profile. I was not impressed. And I know that made me look bad, because I was the one who’d invited him over to begin with. I had no clue what to even say to you and Diceycat about the whole thing, so I went radio silent and never showed up over on that forum again.

I don’t think S.P.Y. and I are currently on speaking terms. He tried some very condescending BS at me on the discord and I told him, “Renovator is the only one who has permission to mansplain anything to me ever,” and he said he hopes I get “forever banned!” Gasp!!! And then he rage quit the discord server, then un-quit the discord server, or whatever, I'm not even sure anymore and IDGAF.

That about sums it up I think. Did I cover everything? Salty boss sees Marine, imagines dick size (because facts). Dave’s big black guns get sexually harassed by an internet troll with a hairy Muppet. Renovator tosses grenades and goes into hiding. S.P.Y. embarrassed me in a very un-cool way, but I can talk about it here at Home with my homies, where this will go down on our permanent record. What else y’all got?

[Choice]

“All complicated machines and appliances are very probably the genitals — as a rule the male genitals — in the description of which the symbolism of dreams is as indefatigable as human wit. It is quite unmistakable that all weapons and tools are used as symbols for the male organ: e.g., ploughshare, hammer, gun, revolver, dagger, sword, etc.”
— Dr. Sigmund Freud, Introductory Lectures on Psychoanalysis (1933).

[renovator]

Renovator tosses grenades and goes into hiding.

I'm not doing either of those things Sarah. I'm simply not interested in playing this version of the game.
Carry on.

[Choice]

Renovator tosses grenades and goes into hiding.

I'm simply not interested in playing this version of the game.
Carry on.

Finally, the truth pops its head out. You ONLY like your version of the game.

[atdreamer2112]

Renovator tosses grenades and goes into hiding.

I'm not doing either of those things Sarah. I'm simply not interested in playing this version of the game.
Carry on.

To be fair to Sarah, it wasn't her using the account. It was John because he had already Seabassed his other accounts. And he wasn't targeting you, any more than you are targeting her, since all three of you are in on this charade together. He was targeting Dave and me, with Sarah's help and your knowledge.
Hope that clears things up, Chris.

Wicked cool. Agreed. Now aren't WWE (typo AF but I'm leaving it in) supposed to be working towards some Resolution???