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[Choice]

It came up over a year ago when you allegedly used his account to shit over us.
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[renovator]

It came up over a year ago when you allegedly used his account to shit over us.

To be fair to Sarah, it wasn't her using the account. It was John because he had already Seabassed his other accounts. And he wasn't targeting you, any more than you are targeting her, since all three of you are in on this charade together. He was targeting Dave and me, with Sarah's help and your knowledge.
Hope that clears things up, Chris.

[atdreamer2112]

It came up over a year ago when you allegedly used his account to shit over us.

To be fair to Sarah, it wasn't her using the account. It was John because he had already Seabassed his other accounts. And he wasn't targeting you, any more than you are targeting her, since all three of you are in on this charade together. He was targeting Dave and me, with Sarah's help and your knowledge.
Hope that clears things up, Chris.

Thanks for um... trying to clear some of that up. It's true, I was never the one using that account. But Choice wasn't in on any "charade together." And this is now the second time he's brought up some unfounded belief that I was the one posting under the MasterLuke handle (Choice also mentioned it a while back on another forum). I agree though, Choice wasn't really targeted much by the account holder. The way I remember it, he questioned a couple of the ideas Choice was talking about. So yeah, stalking my kid's Insta and posting pics here out of the blue is just weird. Especially since MasterLuke hasn't posted anything using that account here in over a year. I honestly don't believe he's ever planning on coming back, but the account is his to do with as he wishes, I have no control over it.

LOL the entire account history is like 13 posts long. So were you and Dave really the targets of some vicious attack, I think not. More like he stepped in and called out Burnstyle, at which point the Q4T account police began demanding to know the true identity of the keyboard warrior with access to never before used profile. Guess I wasn't aware anybody needed permission to freely gift their account login credentials away.

Now, who the heck is Chris?

[Choice]

The Ambiguously Fay Duo, in their conspiratorial brains think I'm Chris Woodford, GW's bud.
Re your boy, I was just pointing the proven fact that the bigger the gun, the tinier the dick.
The conspiracy theorist 421 accused you of being the same user as Luke and posted his Instagram account.
Then recently you introduced chaos in another forum by sending SPY that happened to be named "Steve". It felt suspicious and I told you so. As if you're up to your old tricks. Spy happened to be another loud and wrong guy. I think they made a movie about him. "The SPY Who Shagged Himself!"

[atdreamer2112]

The Ambiguously Fay Duo, in their conspiratorial brains think I'm Chris Woodford, GW's bud.

Haha oh really, you don’t say? You mean like that Portal – Swarth listener guy who created a puzzle that I was too dumb to figure out? He’s cool. I shared that song with the real Luke a couple years ago and he loves it. Sometimes when it’s our turn to pick a song, Luke and I will put that YouTube video on the living room TV at my mum’s house and crank the stereo up. She hates it.

Should I start calling you Chris, cause I mean I will if you prefer, but I’ve gotten pretty attached to just referring to you as salty boss.

Re your boy, I was just pointing the proven fact that the bigger the gun, the tinier the dick.

So you um, think about dude’s dicks often or what? Maybe you should change your profile picture to that Roanoke lion club image you’re so fond of. And this is a proven fact you say. How did you go about conducting the research, like do you just walk up to ‘em and ask to see their junk for comparison, or how does that work? Apparently open carry is a new thing down here in the FLA (not that anyone's stupid enough to do it here in my shitty city), but really how would I approach it, "hey there, nice sidepiece, sooo how long's your man handle?" Really?!

Maybe we should consult an expert. @Dave, how big is your… weapons… are we talking pea shooter or are we working with a rocket launcher? Asking for a friend. It’s Choice. He’s thinking about it right now.

Then recently you introduced chaos in another forum by sending SPY that happened to be named "Steve". It felt suspicious and I told you so. As if you're up to your old tricks. Spy happened to be another loud and wrong guy. I think they made a movie about him. "The SPY Who Shagged Himself!"

"The SPY Who Shagged Himself!" LMFAO!

Ugh, yeah about that. It was honestly never my intention to cause any chaos over on parallel universe q4t. Seriously. I considered SPY a friend. Steve was asking me to send you a message reply over here about something you posted, and at some point I was like, “hey just so you know, there’s another forum besides Q4T that Choice actively posts on and they’re currently discussing Houston so you can sign up for an account and talk to him yourself if you want.” I really thought I was being nice all the way around, and that he’d be able to offer some local insight or take pictures or measurements, etc. Instead, he waltzed in and almost instantly… well you were there, the situation declined rapidly. I don’t even have a very good grasp on the Houston puzzle tbh so I wasn’t trying to insert myself into the conversation, and I was really busy with work at the time too. Then he tells me he bumped every thread in the Houston channel and I said, “woah, maybe be careful doing that over there, they might ban you for spamming the forum or something, that place isn’t Q4T, I really don’t even know the ropes.” By the time I looked again, he’d removed all his posts and deleted his user profile. I was not impressed. And I know that made me look bad, because I was the one who’d invited him over to begin with. I had no clue what to even say to you and Diceycat about the whole thing, so I went radio silent and never showed up over on that forum again.

I don’t think S.P.Y. and I are currently on speaking terms. He tried some very condescending BS at me on the discord and I told him, “Renovator is the only one who has permission to mansplain anything to me ever,” and he said he hopes I get “forever banned!” Gasp!!! And then he rage quit the discord server, then un-quit the discord server, or whatever, I'm not even sure anymore and IDGAF.

That about sums it up I think. Did I cover everything? Salty boss sees Marine, imagines dick size (because facts). Dave’s big black guns get sexually harassed by an internet troll with a hairy Muppet. Renovator tosses grenades and goes into hiding. S.P.Y. embarrassed me in a very un-cool way, but I can talk about it here at Home with my homies, where this will go down on our permanent record. What else y’all got?

[Choice]

“All complicated machines and appliances are very probably the genitals — as a rule the male genitals — in the description of which the symbolism of dreams is as indefatigable as human wit. It is quite unmistakable that all weapons and tools are used as symbols for the male organ: e.g., ploughshare, hammer, gun, revolver, dagger, sword, etc.”
— Dr. Sigmund Freud, Introductory Lectures on Psychoanalysis (1933).

[renovator]

Renovator tosses grenades and goes into hiding.

I'm not doing either of those things Sarah. I'm simply not interested in playing this version of the game.
Carry on.

[Choice]

Renovator tosses grenades and goes into hiding.

I'm simply not interested in playing this version of the game.
Carry on.

Finally, the truth pops its head out. You ONLY like your version of the game.

[atdreamer2112]

Renovator tosses grenades and goes into hiding.

I'm not doing either of those things Sarah. I'm simply not interested in playing this version of the game.
Carry on.

To be fair to Sarah, it wasn't her using the account. It was John because he had already Seabassed his other accounts. And he wasn't targeting you, any more than you are targeting her, since all three of you are in on this charade together. He was targeting Dave and me, with Sarah's help and your knowledge.
Hope that clears things up, Chris.

Wicked cool. Agreed. Now aren't WWE (typo AF but I'm leaving it in) supposed to be working towards some Resolution???

[four21thrasher]

I'm simply not interested in playing this version of the game.

Finally, the truth pops its head out. You ONLY like your version of the game.

The absolute worst take imaginable. Deposited $0.25.

[atdreamer2112]

Deposited $0.25.

I would throw my whole billfold if I thought it would help.

[four21thrasher]

New Kristina Vicario interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

May 8th, 2023

Hi everyone! My name is Kristina Vicario and I am a video creator, documentarian and people enthusiast. I have been working closely with Jason Krupat to create a documentary about The Secret and the vibrant community of treasure hunters that much of the world has no idea exists. And finally, we will be offering incentives and prizes to those who donate specific amounts.

Thank you again for your help, it is truly appreciated!

Kindly,
Kristina

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Oct 24, 2023

Hi everyone!

I wanted to provide an update in here for all of the incredible people who have been so generous and supportive by donating to this documentary creation. I plan to complete the remaining 4-6 interviews and then spend the rest of the winter hibernating indoors with my eyes glued to my computer as I edit away!

Have a lovely Autumn and to many of you, happy huntin!

Sincerely,
Kristina

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Oct 8, 2024


Hi everyone and happy Fall! I wanted to pop in here and provide another update on The Secret Documentary creation as I don't want anyone to think this has stalled! It is very much still alive and well! I am working hard on the edit with every spare moment I have and every single one of your donations has been IMMENSELY helpful in doing so - so thank you! I am working hard for a 2025 launch/premiere of the doc. By the end of this year, I'm hoping to have cemented the draft and created a little tease. But I promise you all, it is coming!

In the meantime, happy hunting as always!

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Mar 26, 2025

Hi everyone and happy Spring! I just wanted to pop in here to let everyone know I'm still editing away and working hard on the documentary! I will provide another update as soon as I have timing estimates for the next steps as they develop and unfold!

Kindly,
Kristina

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Sep 30, 2025

Hi all! I owe everyone an update!

I have been using every waking moment outside of my own paid work to edit this documentary so it is 1000% still happening. I am working really hard to get the edit finished this year, and then ready to shop around early next year with some irons in the fire I have. Fingers crossed. I am aiming for a 2026 release.

Thank you!
K

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Dec 5,2025

Hi everyone!

Happy holidays! Just popping in here to share another quick update so you all know I continue to work on and think about this project every single day! I will try and provide an update monthly as we go into 2026 since we're getting close!

Kindly,
Kristina

Imagine having a TPS report due and, after the above exchange, you still have a job.

[four21thrasher]

Hi everyone! My name is Kristina Onlyfans...

Crazy that she is now purportedly giving George a 10-minute preview of the doc on April Fools Day, all the while not giving it to the people who paid it to her over the past three years.

[four21thrasher]

Just popping in here to share another quick update so you all know I continue to work on and think about this project every single day! I will try and provide an update monthly as we go into 2026 since we're getting close!

Who da thunk... She keeps feeding you bullshit, year after year, and you enjoy it rather than call it out. Whos' gonna tell y'all?

[atdreamer2112]

Come join us on the discord. I think I'm live on the YouTube right now FWIW.